I’m pretty sure satan is trying to contact me.
— Simple Plan (via darlingdanni)
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
I haven’t actually listened to anything hellogoodbye has but out past their first album and holy crap this is actually good.
this twitter is horrifying
-hides under her desk-
so we got a standing ovation at the gala concert tonight :D
- Anonymous asked:Dear Santa, will you pkease give me Gloria for Christmas. Wait I already have her. Thank you Santa.
Anthony, that is like the cutest :3
- one more post before i crash
- 7 days till anthony comes :3
- 10 days till i’m 21
- i found out today that there will be no psych final :D whoop!
9 days till my qt 3.14 comes to visit :3
life-of-a-pigeon said: Ahaha but how does poppunk-ness equate with knowledge of science and physics :O lol ok fine I’ll get on it, lemme talk...
i always say i’m gonna go to bed early and then end up spending more time on tumblr
- Anonymous asked:Gloria is gonna be a sexy red head unf